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The TRUMP Act Scam: When Republicans Sell Out Immigration Enforcement
Sold as the toughest immigration enforcement bill in the country, the TRUMP Act does the opposite, handing enforcement power to a pro-amnesty Agriculture Commissioner with deep special interest ties. And when true conservatives like Jay Collins, Mike Caruso, and Blaise Ingoglia dared to expose the truth? Daniel Perez—playing head cheerleader of the Florida House—punished them for it.
In this episode of Firing Lane, Croaky shreds the deception and lays out the battle plan:
How the TRUMP Act undermines real immigration enforcement
Why Daniel Perez’s petty revenge politics are a disgrace to leadership
Jay Collins’ plan to fix farm labor housing—actually listening to DeSantis
The corrupt Ag Commissioner bottlenecking immigration enforcement
How GOP influencers ran a script to gaslight the base
What conservatives must do to stop this fraud and fight for Florida’s future
This is the fight for the soul of Florida conservatism. Will you stand with the fighters—or let the frauds win?
Listen now. The battle has already begun.
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DeSantis Appreciation Society & Croaky Take on Florida’s Weak Immigration Bill Fraud
🚨 They called it the toughest immigration bill ever. We call it what it is—a scam.
On this episode of Firing Lane, Croaky Caiman and DeSantis Appreciation Society break down the TRUMP Act—not just what’s in it, but what it actually does. Spoiler: It’s not enforcement—it’s bureaucratic sabotage.
And joining the show? Florida Senator Jay Collins—one of the few Republicans who saw through the scam and voted NO. He lays out exactly why this bill is weak, what needs to happen next, and why he’s committed to fixing this mess with real immigration reform.
Oh, and Croaky? He took the opportunity to tell Collins what a lot of us are thinking—it’s time for him to run for governor. The support is there.
If you care about real immigration enforcement and want to stop the political games, this is a must-listen.
🔥 Firing Lane—where we take aim at the RINOs before they take aim at your future. 🔥
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Tucker Carlson's DeCeption on DeSantis
🔥 Tucker Carlson wants you to believe Ron DeSantis is a puppet of the donor class. The reality? Carlson is the one dancing for the billionaires who profit off illegal immigration, cheap labor, and foreign influence.
In this episode, we shred Tucker’s latest lie and expose his career of grift—from his trust-fund upbringing to his Fox News populist act to his new descent into UFOs, demons, and Putin propaganda. Meanwhile, DeSantis has spent his career actually fighting the donor class—taking on Disney, Big Sugar, Budweiser, and corporate interests who push mass migration for cheap labor.
We’ll track Carlson’s endless flip-flopping, his Saudi-funded ventures, his lapdog performance for Putin, and his desperate attempts to keep his low-information audience hooked on nonsense. Tucker Carlson isn’t attacking DeSantis because of principles—he’s attacking him because his grift depends on keeping conservatives dumb, angry, and powerless.
🔍 Who’s really standing up to the establishment? Who’s selling out? You already know the answer. Now, let’s break it all down.
📢 Tune in. Set your selector switch from safe to semi and watch your lane.
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1:35:33
FAFO Season: DeSantis and the Gators vs the Florida Swamp Rats
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to FAFO Season, where the ‘conservative’ establishment just tripped over its own lies and fell flat on its face.
Tonight, on Firing Lane, we’re exposing:
🔥 How the TRUMP Act actually weakens immigration enforcement while pretending to be tough
🔥 The loopholes and donor favors hidden in the bill
🔥 How DeSantis still holds all the cards and can outmaneuver the Legislature
🔥 And yes, the absolute clown show of Republicans spending taxpayer money on a state-sponsored therapy session for Randy Fine’s Twitter meltdowns
If you think ‘weak’ Republicans are just in D.C., guess again—they’re residents of the Florida swamp as well, and they just showed their hand.
🚨 Listen now on Firing Lane and find out why DeSantis isn’t the lame duck—he’s the one hunting the ducks."
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🎙️ It’s Not Lame Duck Season—It’s FAFO Season: DeSantis vs the Machine
Florida’s Legislature tried to sideline Governor DeSantis, watering down immigration reform and handing enforcement to the Department of Agriculture. But here’s the twist: they're just handed him even more power.
In this Firing Lane episode, Croaky breaks down:
✅ How the Legislature’s bill backfired—and why DeSantis still holds all the cards. ✅ Why immigration enforcement is critical to restoring faith in government and protecting Florida’s future. ✅ The political fallout for establishment Republicans trying to play both sides.
This isn’t just a podcast—it’s a call to action for Floridians and conservatives across the country.
👉 Listen now to see why DeSantis isn’t a lame duck—he’s the one setting the terms. It’s FAFO season, and Tallahassee just found out.
Croaky Caiman is natures humble janitor just here to take out the trash through political discourse. Listen to Croaky Caiman, a conservative intellectual cartoon gator, have conversations with people from all backgrounds about current events, history, the U.S. political system, and law through sharing his extensive knowledge with a bit of humor and intermittent swear words. Not recommended for listeners under age 18.
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