In this episode, we talk about our mission to become the best hosts in the neighborhood... if only anxiety would stop crashing the party lol. We dive into the Unclaimed Baggage 2025 report, a fascinating and kinda unhinged roundup of the bizarre (yet nunu nana) items people leave behind in lost luggage. Zach covers the story of a man who tracked down his own stolen truck and is now changing careers to become a private detective. Plus, we discuss David Archuleta being a PG-13 hottie, and Beyoncé’s stunning music. You know you're homework, go listen with lyrics pulled up... why are you still reading this? We're gonna go have a gin martini with Sammich. Well Zachariah is. Jonathan will pout.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!Sponsors:➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by Liquid I.V.➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by Pretty Litter.➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by Thrive Market.➜ This episode is sponsored by Progressive Insurance. See if you can save on insurance at Progressive.comSources:➜ Mike Singletary. “The 2025 Found Report.” Unclaimed Baggage, Unclaimed Baggage, 9 Apr. 2025.➜ Heather Walker & Darcelle Hall. “Man Charts His Own Path, Drives over 800 Miles to Find Stolen Truck after He Says BSO’s Investigation Took Too Long.” WSVN 7News Miami, 9 Apr. 2025.Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret MixtapeSocial Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors TwitterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Dating Brothers and I Don't Care - Trail Mix #80
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a law student party foul, a nightmare date mix-up, and we wrap things up with two brothers, one camper, and a Lakers game she'll never forget.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret MixtapeSocial Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors TwitterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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130 - My Hair Transplant: From Patchy to Pretty
I got a hair transplant… let’s talk about it.In this episode, Jonathan spills all the details about his recent FUE hair transplant. From the procedure and recovery, to the emotional support he found in a Guy Fieri shirt with flames on it... no but we are being for real. We’re diving into what it’s really like to get your hairline redone, the healing process, and what no one tells you about scalp surgery. But that’s not all. As it turns out we have our own Real Housewives of New Jersey finale drama and it's all out on the table. Angry Canadian geese terrorizing a neighborhood, Patti LaBelle wants her Tupperware back from Elton John, and some thoughts on the bestselling thriller The Silent Patient... from an up and coming author?! It’s a wild, chaotic ride—as always.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!Sponsors:➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by MeUndies. Get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping on orders of $75 or more, at MeUndies.com/counselors and use promo code: counselors➜ This episode is sponsored by Progressive Insurance. See if you can save on insurance at Progressive.comSources:➜ Kate Bueckert. “Ontario Students Terrorized by ‘angry’ Nesting Canada Geese Can’t Leave Their House.” CBC News, CBC/Radio Canada, 9 Apr. 2025.➜ Tom Skinner. “Patti Labelle Says Elton John Never Returned Her Tupperware: ‘It’s Very Important to Me – I Don’t Give It Out.’” NME, 8 Apr. 2025.Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret MixtapeSocial Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors TwitterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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My Chicken Cutlets Fell Out at The Strip Club - Trail Mix #79
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a camper who gets a lovely gift from her boyfriend... but hates it, a house party that lead to the county's largest drug bust, and a camper's party foul on a strip club stage.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!SPONSORS➜ This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Visit BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% off your first month.➜ This episode is sponsored by Zocdoc. Go to Zocdoc.com/CAMP to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret MixtapeSocial Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors TwitterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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129 - Undercover Bar Rescue, Glitter Soda & Weird Yoga (With Mamrie Hart)
This week we welcome the hilarious Mamrie Hart to Camp Counselors, and we cover it all! From being snubbed as a judge at the World’s Ugliest Dog Competition to meeting her fiancé while working as a real-life summer camp counselor, Mamrie is bringing stories that are equal parts wild and freakin hilarious. We also dive into her iconic summer camp movie Camp Takota, and the time she went undercover on the show Bar Rescue. We're talking caviar slander, Zachariah’s stressful car rental ordeal, the luxury of finding floating objects in your beverage, and so much more! Get your copy of Mamrie's cookbook All I Think About Is Food: allithinkaboutisfood.comAnd Listen to Mamrie's podcast with Grace Helbig "This Might Get Weird" wherever you listen to podcasts!Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!Sponsors:➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by Boll & Branch Annual Spring Event. For a limited time get 20% off site-wide at bollandbranch.com/camp see site for details.➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by Liquid I.V. Go to Liquidiv.com and use code CAMP to get 20% off your first order.➜ This episode is sponsored by Progressive Insurance. See if you can save on insurance at Progressive.comSources:➜ Türkiye Today Newsroom. “‘Uncle Adem’ Meets up with ‘Yaren Stork’ for 14th Time.” Türkiye Today, 15 Mar. 2025.➜ Lori Dorn. “Accommodating Chicken Hatches and Raises an Abandoned Peacock as Her Own.” Laughing Squid, 10 Feb. 2025.Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret MixtapeSocial Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors TwitterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
About Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.
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