Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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116 - Prestigious Nunu Nana Awards
In this final episode of the year, we are jingling all the way into the holidays! We kick things off with the first ever prestigious Nunu Nana Awards, celebrating the best (and worst) of 2024 with our NuNu NaNamonees. A man gets stuck in a chimney, people are paying over $250 to see Interstellar in IMAX, plus we are sharing our thoughts on holiday work parties (spoiler: one of the counselors hates them). Grab a cup of cocoa and join us for this festive, hilarious, and slightly chaotic wrap-up to 2024! Thank you for an absolutely amazing year!! We can't wait to see what next years brings our lovely little camp. STRIP MALL TEASE TOUR TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/zzzachariahJonathan on Cameo: Cameo.com/hellomynamesjonWant BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! ➜ This episode is sponsored by Pretty Litter. Go to PrettyLitter.com/camp to save 20% on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy. Terms and conditions apply. See site for details.➜ This episode is also sponsored by Factor. Go to FactorMeals.com/50camp and use code 50camp to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping.➜ This Episode is Sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/camp Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Sources:➜ David Sharp. “Ho Ho, Oh No: Man Sought by Police Goes down Chimney and Gets Stuck.” AP News, AP News, 12 Dec. 2024.➜ Ryan Kailath. “‘Interstellar’ Tickets Are Selling for $215 in NYC - 10 Years after Its Release.” Gothamist, 27 Nov. 2024. Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter
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Victim.jpg - Trail Mix #64
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper lovesick in forbidden love, a confession from a camper who just wanted the bathroom door shut, a a mystery that gives Knives Out a run for its money.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! This episode is sponsored by ZocDoc. Go to ZocDoc.com/camp to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter
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115 - Don't EVER Sing Happy Birthday to me When I'm Wearing Wool
This week, we packed our bags and headed to the Windy City for a nostalgic trip down memory lane as we visited his hometown, Crystal Lake, IL. Along the way, we participated in the Supermaket Sweep at the Aldi Holiday Party!! STRIP MALL TEASE TOUR TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/zzzachariahWant BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! ➜ This episode is sponsored by MeUndies. For exclusive holiday deals go to MeUndies.com/counselors and used promo code: counselors➜ This episode is also sponsored by StoryWorth. To save $10 off your first purchase go to StoryWorth.com/counselors ➜ This Episode is Sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/camp Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Sources:➜ Anna Ellis. “Record Breaking Couple Get Married in Their 100s.” Euro Weekly News, 6 Dec. 2024.➜ Cole Novak. “Meet San Diego’s Renowned Pet Detective, Babs Fry.” San Diego Magazine, 5 Dec. 2024. Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter
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Bad Chicken, Bad Sex - Trail Mix #63
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about bad takeout chicken (and an even worse hookup), twins that hate each other, and a mommy/baby yoga class that take a Shady Birch turn.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! This episode is sponsored by Factor. Head to FactorMeals.com/50camp and get 50% off PLUS free shipping by using code 50camp This episode is also sponsored by Green Chef. Head to GreenChef.com/CAMP50 and get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next two months by using code camp50 Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter
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114 - Mall Rat Behavior! (We Went To Mall of America)
Grab your Amex and PacSun Bucks, campers! We are talking all things Mall of America today! From nostalgic mall memories to trying every free sample in the food court, and getting sick on the indoor roller coaster, it’s a mall-themed adventure you won’t want to miss. Grab a pretzel and meet us by the fountain Sammich can drive us to the mall if your mom can pick us up. Disclaimer: The Camp Counselors Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. While we love sharing stories and opinions, we are not a real news outlet or authority on any subject. We encourage our listeners to have fun with us but always do their own research to verify any information shared on the show. Remember, this is all just good campfire fun! STRIP MALL TEASE TOUR TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/zzzachariahWant BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! This episode is sponsored by Uncommon Goods. Go to uncommongoods.com/camp and get 15% off! This Episode is Sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/camp Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Sources:➜ Potato Pro, “Alleged ‘potato Cartel’ Accused of Conspiring to Raise Price of Frozen French Fries, Tater Tots across the United States.” PotatoPro, 26 Nov. 2024.➜ Jarah Wright. “Spiegelworld Could Open First Public Venues in Nipton by the End of 2025.” Channel 13 Las Vegas News KTNV, 17 Oct. 2024. Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter
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About Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.

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