Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we lo...
In this episode, we celebrate Zachariah's last podcast episode in his 20s as he shares the 29 biggest lessons he has learned in 29 years. We also are running our mouths about cryopreservation, Walt Disney's frozen head, Albert Einstein being silly and relatable, Heidi Montag, and so much more.
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Sources:➜ Brittany Miller. “‘Lawn Guy’ Raises over $500k for Elderly Disabled Woman after Saving Her Garden.” The Independent, 13 Jan. 2025.➜ Charlotte Lytton. “Is This the $200,000 Ticket to Cheating Death?” BBC News, 16 Jan. 2025.
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1:20:41
The Girls Football Team That Destroyed The Town - Trail Mix #68
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper's evil but successful revenge at the office holiday party, a Powder Puff West Side Story with a STIINKY twist, and a camper running a messy intimate backyard wedding for strangers.WE HAVE MERCH! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!
Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!
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34:17
119 - Vapeless in Toronto
Grab your passports because we are leaving camp and going international! We're trading in the birch for a maple, pounding poutine, and trekking through the snow of Toronto. In this episode, we are talking about our time in CANADA!
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➜ This episode is sponsored by Pretty Litter. Go to PrettyLitter.com/camp to save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy.➜ This episode is sponsored by Progressive Insurance. See if you can save at Progressive.com
Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!
Sources:➜ Kaylee Lindenmuth, McKenzie Jarrell. “Hershey Bears Break 100,000 in Teddy Bear Toss Sunday; over 500K Collected All-Time.” ABC27, ABC27, 6 Jan. 2025.➜ Brittany Loggins. “And Just like That, Carrie Bradshaw’s Front Stoop Was Closed.” The New York Times, The New York Times, 14 Jan. 2025.
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1:27:33
I Spilled His Mom's Ashes - Trail Mix #67
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper in need of an activity with her awkward friends, a messy confession involving nature's litter box (the beach), and a scary story about a broken vase that spilled the truth.WE HAVE MERCH! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!
This episode is sponsored by Factor Meals. Go to FactorMeals.com/camp50off and use code camp50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping.
Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!
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32:37
118 - DMVs Need On-Site Glam Squads
In this episode, we are talking about Counselor Jonathan's visit to the DMV, Steven Tyler's toes, men committing insurance fraud in a bear suit, Camp Counselors emojis, finstas, and so much more!
Get Merch on Jan 12, 2025: campcounselorspodcast.com/merchSTRIP MALL TEASE TOUR TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/zzzachariahWant BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!
➜ This episode is sponsored by MeUndies. Get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping, at MeUndies.com/counselors and use promo code: counselors➜ This episode is sponsored by Thrive Market. Go to ThriveMarket.com/camp and get 30% off your first order, plus a free $60 gift.➜ This episode is sponsored by Zocdoc. Go to Zocdoc.com/CAMP to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.➜ This episode is sponsored by Progressive Insurance. See if you can save at Progressive.com
Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!
Sources:➜ Jessica Murray. “Mystery of Bananas on Nottinghamshire Road Has Residents A-Peeling for Answers.” The Guardian, Guardian News and Media, 6 Jan. 2025.➜ Annie Correal. “Human in Bear Suit Was Used to Defraud Insurance Companies, Officials Say.” The New York Times, The New York Times, 14 Nov. 2024.
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About Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.