Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we lo...
Sloptropica: The Campers Are MESSY - Trail Mix #73
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a camper seeking advice on some juicy office gossip, a confession from a camper who woke up hungover after a work party only to find a slue of scary text messages that helped her put the pieces of the night together, and camper whose attempt at a party exit couldn't have gone any worse.WE HAVE MERCH! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!
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(Replay) 42 - Field Day Participation Awards
Campers, gather ‘round—we’ve unearthed a true relic! While digging around Camp Shady Birch, we stumbled upon a long-lost time capsule: a cassette tape buried inside a shoebox. And what was on it? This very episode (original air date: June 28, 2023) Take a trip back in time with us as we revisit our thoughts on childhood Field Days (and those infamous participation awards), Zachariah’s Cruel Intentions obsession, the wild tale of seven Persian cats inheriting a mansion, and our mutual disdain for generic birthday gifts. Plus, plenty more nostalgic nonsense that only the Camp Counselors (and Sammich) could bring you. Press play and let’s rewind!
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Sources:➜ “Make Way for Memphis’s Penthouse Ducklings.” BostonGlobe, 27 Oct. 2022.➜ Natalie O’Neill. “Florida Woman Leaves $2.5m Mansion and Inheritance - to 7 Cats.” New York Post, 21 June 2023.
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My Mother-in-Law is TESTING Me - Trail Mix #72
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper with a flame reigniting with a toxic man from the past, a famous guacamole recipe that served as a last hope to impress a mother-in-law, and 2 campers helpless in an off-the-books excursion in the Dominican Republic sugar cane fields.WE HAVE MERCH! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!
Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!
This episode is sponsored by Liquid IV. Treat yourself to extraordinary hydration at LiquidIV.com and use code CAMP to get 20% off your first order.
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123 - Beavers Give Major Girl Boss Disruptor Energy
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Mayor Poopy Pants - Trail Mix #71
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper looking for resolution after a friendship blowout, a make out session featuring a yellow Twizzler, and a camper who really knows how to turn heads while running her errands. WE HAVE MERCH! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!
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About Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.
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