This week, we’re diving into the wildest things we (and you) have gotten away with, especially as rule followers. First, we dive into Maddie’s frustration towards the Normal People ending (understandable), and a much-needed update about Blake Lively (well, really Ryan Reynolds) vs. Justin Baldoni.
Then, we share the craziest listener submissions: egging an ex’s car, stealing hot sauce, lying on polygraph tests, crashing cars, hosting a 40-person bathroom concert, and pouring chocolate syrup on a pedestrian’s head.
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1:04:42
WORLDS WORST NEIGHBOR
This week, we’re talking about crazy neighbor stories and a much needed catch up. We start yapping about our latest adventures to meet new people from joining a pickleball league together to Maddie’s run club. Then, we chat about our Kristin Hannah obsession, a Woman of the Hour review, and some new eye candy at the gym… 👀
Then, we dive into Maddie’s crazy neighbor story who denies driveway access for deliveries (what). After that, we share listener submissions about their wild, audacious neighbors… from neighbors breaking in to steal socks and coins, neighbors sitting in bushes like a cat, accusing you of misaligning their chakras, neighbors stealing entire gardens, and even throwing cat poop at each other. Grab your tea & get cozy!
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1:06:44
CHAOTIC ACCIDENTAL TEXTS
This week, Maddie and Carly kick things off with 2000s throwbacks, like the cringe Facebook statuses, emo bands, signature on our text messages, and what we’d to go back to high school and *learn*. Maddie then talks about first impressions of Normal People, while Carly mourns Normal People and the Packers loss in playoffs.
Then, we dive into your hilariously mortifying and chaotic accidental text stories. From asking Dad to pick up lube at the grocery store, to confessing you pooped in the tub (to your boss), to texting your supervisor how cute they are, and CarPlay reading out loud your bratty text about the car passengers… in the car.
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1:01:30
AM I THE PROBLEM?
This week, we’re catching up on Carly’s dating extravaganza and Maddie’s latest urge to redecorate. We also chat about what to wear in saunas and steam rooms, Maddie’s progress on her New Year’s resolution to read more, and our thoughts on Netflix’s No Good Deed.
Later, we dive into your “Am I the Problem?” submissions: kicking kids out of plane seats, calling out your bff for flirting with your husband, and cutting off a spouse from the bank account for her DoorDash habit. Are you the problem?
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1:13:29
2025 HOT TAKES
Happy 2025! We’re starting the year with a fun episode talking all about our 2025 hot takes and predictions. We start with our New Year's resolutions—even if you're not a goal-setter like Carly. We also share about our time at home for the holidays.
Then we dive into a round of rapid-fire for 2025 predictions along with our listeners hot takes including the Blake Lively & Justin Baldoni drama, men’s skincare routines, the Tesla design, and many more. Tune in for some tea as we kick off the new year!
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