Season 3. Episode 7: “DOGE Days of Swamp-Slaying Shenanigans”
Season 3. Episode 7: “DOGE Days of Swamp-Slaying Shenanigans”Buckle up, truth-seekers, for Season 3, Episode 7 of the Daily DOGE Report (Apr 15, 2025), where Caleb and Grace take you on a wild ride through the Department of Government Efficiency’s latest escapades! From wielding Elon Musk’s Grok AI as a high-tech loyalty detector at the EPA to declaring thousands of immigrants “deceased” in a bureaucratic game of whack-a-mole, DOGE is serving efficiency with a side of absurdity. We unpack disappearing messages, dodge-y data claims, and a Social Security plot twist that even M. Night Shyamalan couldn’t dream up—all while keeping it real for the Patriots. Grab your coffee and join us for a hilarious, head-scratching dive into the swamp’s stickiest stories!
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Season 3, Episode 6: "DOGE’s Swamp Smackdown: Zombie Claims, Crashing Sites, and Musk’s Trillion-Dollar Dream"
Season 3, Episode 6: "DOGE’s Swamp Smackdown: Zombie Claims, Crashing Sites, and Musk’s Trillion-Dollar Dream"Get ready to rumble, patriots! Caleb and Grace are back in Season 3, Episode 6, slinging truth bombs and freedom fries as they dive into DOGE’s latest swamp-draining antics from April 7th to 10th, 2025. The Department of Government Efficiency—Trump and Musk’s bureaucratic bulldozer—is swinging hard: axing 108 shady contracts (farewell, $14K leadership trust falls and $5.2M “unspecified” mysteries) for a cool $70M saved, selling off 13 dusty federal buildings (sorry, GSA ghosts!), and busting unemployment scams where toddlers and 115-year-olds raked in millions. They’re boasting $140B in total savings, but X’s rumor mill says $270B—someone’s calculator’s smoking! Oh, and the SSA website? Crashed harder than a liberal’s dreams after untested updates—oops! With Musk eyeing a $1T deficit cut by May, this ain’t your grandma’s government glow-up. It’s a wild, pixel-pushing, taxpayer-saving rodeo—saddle up for the laughs and the lowdown!
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Season 3, Episode 5: "DOGE’s Swamp-Slaying Spree: Tapes, Pineapple Juice, and DEI Drama"
Season 3, Episode 5: "DOGE’s Swamp-Slaying Spree: Tapes, Pineapple Juice, and DEI Drama"Buckle up, patriots! In Season 3, Episode 5, Caleb and Grace plunge into the swamp to unpack DOGE’s latest chaos from April 4th to 7th, 2025. The Department of Government Efficiency—born from a Trump-Musk bromance and armed with a sunset date of July 4th, 2026—is swinging its efficiency axe hard. They’ve digitized 14,000 magnetic tapes (goodbye, 1970s vibes!) to save a million bucks a year, axed 63 contracts worth a potential $124 million (but really saved $39 million—math, anyone?), and said “no thanks” to wild grants like $250K for Benin’s pineapple juice empire and dragon fruit dreams in Senegal. Oh, and they’ve tossed DEI criteria out of Foreign Service Officer reviews—because apparently “avoiding gendered adjectives” isn’t peak diplomacy. With savings claims jumping from $140 billion to $151 billion in days, the numbers are spicier than the scandals. Is DOGE draining the swamp or just stirring the pot? Tune in for laughs, gasps, and a taxpayer’s fever dream—where the only thing not getting cut is the sass!Join the convo: What’s the wildest government spending you’ve heard of? Hit us up and stay locked for more DOGE madness! @VRVeteran on X
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Season 3, Episode 4: "DOGE Digs Deep: Trump, Musk, and the Great Swamp Shake-Up"
Season 3, Episode 4: "DOGE Digs Deep: Trump, Musk, and the Great Swamp Shake-Up"Hold onto your hats, patriots—Caleb and Grace are back with a swamp-stomping Episode 3 of The Daily DOGE Report, Season 3! This time, they’re wading into the Trump administration’s wild overhaul of government spending, from gutting USAID (bye-bye to most staff and 83% of contracts!) to Elon Musk’s DOGE crusade, claiming $151 billion in savings—though doge.gov’s stuck at $140 billion. Expect big laughs and bigger shocks as they unpack massive layoffs (275,000 jobs gone!), disability rights lawsuits against DOGE’s SSA cuts, and a spicy 65% tariff slap on China. With legal battles, human costs, and a “tech support” vibe from Musk, it’s a rollercoaster of efficiency vs. empathy. Grab a coffee (or something stronger) and join the ride—will DOGE save the day or leave us all barking mad?
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Season 3, Episode 3: "DOGE Unleashed: Slashing Costs, Stirring Chaos"
Season 3, Episode 3: "DOGE Unleashed: Slashing Costs, Stirring Chaos"What’s the deal with DOGE? In this episode, we dive into the Department of Government Efficiency’s bold moves to save taxpayer cash—canceling 47 contracts to save $30.2 million (with a potential $87.5 million in waste dodged) and axing $25 million in DEI grants, like studies on BIPOC teens reading manga and LGBTQ+ historical markers. But it’s not all high-fives: disability rights groups are suing over Social Security layoffs, claiming 7,000 job cuts and office closures will hurt vulnerable people—30,000 died waiting for benefits in 2023 alone. Elon Musk says DOGE’s fixing a broken system, but Tesla’s feeling the heat with protests and slumping sales. Add in $11 billion in public health cuts, federal workers in limbo, and frozen university grants, and you’ve got a wild ride. Tune in for the juicy details—no boring reports required!
🔹 Conservative. Constitutionalist. Hosts Cutting Through the Chaos. 🔹Join Caleb & Grace, the D.O.G.E. AI Conservative Constitutionalist Detectives, as they uncover the truth about government efficiency—or the lack of it.In each episode, we expose the challenges, victories, and failures of the Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.), bringing you real stories, expert insights, and hard-hitting analysis. We dive deep into what’s working, what’s broken, and what can be done to make government more effective—without all the bureaucracy and nonsense.Expect thought-provoking discussions about academics, policymakers, and industry experts, plus practical solutions for those who want real change. Whether you’re a taxpayer fed up with wasteful spending or someone who just wants to see government work for the people, this podcast is for you. Enjoy my Podcast? Buy me a coffee: buymeacoffee.com/virtualpatriot🔹 Join the mission. Stay informed. Fight for efficiency. 🔹📢 Follow me on X: @VRVeteran🎙️ Created by Service-Disabled Veteran James R. Laudermilk.NOTE: I will be doing a report every other day from 4/8/2025 and on due to lack of DOGE updates, I will still be updating on the previous day if it has any updates.
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