Hour 1: The internet is mad at Kylie Jenner. It doesn’t take much. Let’s eat the headlines: Martha Stewart is launching appliances, Charlize Theron is scaling a billboard, and Barack Obama is visiting Steve Colbert before he’s fired. Vinnie is briefly recapping the major news out of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. What’s the deal with crabs shuffling everywhere? Are we washing fruit enough? The rise and all of Blockbuster is hard to believe. The world is a lot more convenient when it comes to movies.
Hour 2: Life falling apart? Perfect. Email us:
[email protected]. Sarah is rounding up some of the reactions to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Please enjoy a live reenactment of the leaked Summer House reunion audio (we don’t want no trouble). Russell Brand is gross. Tom Cruise’s face and more Top Gun! What’s the deal with whippits? Vinnie isn’t freaking out. We’re just so adaptable!
Hour 3: ‘Michael’ opened bigger than ‘Project Hail Mary,’ but it’s basically a fairytale. Sarah isn’t hiding her surprise. Megan Thee Stallion is not putting up with cheating. ‘The White Lotus’ is re-casting Helena Bonham Carter, and we’re wondering what the real story is. Snooki is sharing a cancer update. Mountain View begins restoring water to houses. Everybody’s got a phone these days. Vinnie’s talking about fast food. Don’t listen if you’re hungry! Should we be ditching our plastic toothbrushes? What’s the alternative?
Hour 4: Anthony Kiedis of The Red Hot Chili Peppers is dating a 30 year old. Stagecoach was this weekend, but it didn’t go off without some drama. What ever happened to Keith Urban’s guitarist? Is Nicole Kidman doing okay? Nearly 2 in 5 Americans went “no contact” with a loved one this year. Plus, When Did That Happen?